Drunkvesting
Dan was surprised to learn that, while he was out drinking late the previous night, he had purchased several shares of DNKN and SBUX during an apparent drunkvesting spree.
Drunkvesting by FuLoRi June 24, 2016
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drunkposting
The act of engaging in online conversation on forums with other people while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Ben came home late from the party and was still wasted, he logged onto his computer and picked some fights on the forums. Ben was so juiced he was drunkposting.
Jill didn't really want to sleep with you, she was just drunkposting
Jill didn't really want to sleep with you, she was just drunkposting
drunkposting by joelpball123 October 12, 2009
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Drunkeeting
Drunkeeting by mother-war October 1, 2010
Drunkgeisting
As opposed to ghosting and never hearing from that person again, drunkgeisting is when someone only converses or texts another person when heavily intoxicated. If you attempt to converse with this person during sober periods, they will not engage. Once intoxication re-emerges, that conversation will once again be reingaged as if no unresponsive messages have occurred.
What happened to that girl you were talking to? "Oh, we talked for hours Saturday night but she has ben drunkgeisting me the entire week."
I would really like to date her, but she drunkgeisted me the past month.
She's fun to talk to, but is a drunkgeist.
I would really like to date her, but she drunkgeisted me the past month.
She's fun to talk to, but is a drunkgeist.
Drunkgeisting by Dontvent-to-me July 26, 2023
drunksting
drunksting by sky lizard March 1, 2024
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