Drunkgeisting 

As opposed to ghosting and never hearing from that person again, drunkgeisting is when someone only converses or texts another person when heavily intoxicated. If you attempt to converse with this person during sober periods, they will not engage. Once intoxication re-emerges, that conversation will once again be reingaged as if no unresponsive messages have occurred.

What happened to that girl you were talking to? "Oh, we talked for hours Saturday night but she has ben drunkgeisting me the entire week."

I would really like to date her, but she drunkgeisted me the past month.

She's fun to talk to, but is a drunkgeist.

Drunkgeisting by Dontvent-to-me July 26, 2023

Drunkvesting

Making investment decisions while under the influence of alcohol.

Dan was surprised to learn that, while he was out drinking late the previous night, he had purchased several shares of DNKN and SBUX during an apparent drunkvesting spree.

Drunkvesting by FuLoRi June 24, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016