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drunconscious

in a state of deep sleep brought on by excessive alcohol intake
I drank so much last night I collapsed in a drunconscious heap on the floor
drunconscious by Ashes99 December 29, 2009

Drunkoncious

Making decisions while under the influence seems like a good idea at the time but is actually a horrible idea.
Ex. Thinking I could travel down a flight of stair in a wheelchair was definitely a drunkoncious idea.
Drunkoncious by Dduck21 May 17, 2014

Drunkconscious 

Adj: Existing only in the state of mind while intoxicated and totally unavailable while sober.

Noun: The mental activities just below the level of the subconcious.
John: "Do you remember mentioning her boobs and dancing on pool tables?"

Jane: "OMG, no! I would never have remembered that when I was sober! Good thing you mentioned it! It was buried in my drunkconscious!"
Drunkconscious by B-Randy July 28, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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