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Drunkconscious 

Adj: Existing only in the state of mind while intoxicated and totally unavailable while sober.

Noun: The mental activities just below the level of the subconcious.
John: "Do you remember mentioning her boobs and dancing on pool tables?"

Jane: "OMG, no! I would never have remembered that when I was sober! Good thing you mentioned it! It was buried in my drunkconscious!"
Drunkconscious by B-Randy July 28, 2011
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drunconscious

in a state of deep sleep brought on by excessive alcohol intake
I drank so much last night I collapsed in a drunconscious heap on the floor
drunconscious by Ashes99 December 29, 2009

Drunkoncious

Making decisions while under the influence seems like a good idea at the time but is actually a horrible idea.
Ex. Thinking I could travel down a flight of stair in a wheelchair was definitely a drunkoncious idea.
Drunkoncious by Dduck21 May 17, 2014

Drunkonscious 

Someone who is so drunk and out of it that they become virtually unconscious. Also pertains to the state of being blacked out and not being able to recall actions you performed while you were drunkonscious.
Not my fault. I wasn't in control, I was drunkonscious.