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Drunkalyse 

Person who becomes more awesome the more they drink.
Everyone tells me I am a total drunkalyse when we go drinking.
Drunkalyse by Rogue X November 13, 2020

drunkblocking 

When your friend is so drunk that you have to stay relatively sober / not give into the drunkness to take care of them.
E.g. I wanted to get fucking bamboozled but Vivian was drunkblocking me.
drunkblocking by WillGreggs November 16, 2018

The Dunkaroo Effect

When you have 1 substance (dunkaroos) which should be used with another substance 2 (frosting), and you end up with way more leftover substance 1 or 2 and you have no idea what to do with the substance in question.
Shant: Damn homie, I have all this frosting but no Dunkaroos left, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?

Brian: OMG dude, I dont know. Thats crazy. The Dunkaroo Effect is difficult to overcome..

drunkbooking 

As with drunkspacing, this is the act of browsing facebook whilst drunk, adding random people, leaving unnecessary comments, and "tagging" all your cute friends in your new drunken pictures.
Natalie's favorite activity to come home to after a night on frat row is drunkbooking.
drunkbooking by Neekoh July 24, 2008

Drunkaline 

A girl who gets real drunk and sloppy all the time. she is school smart but talks slo wly and seems dumb. she tends to be a slutjewski
holy shit drunkaline slutjewski is down to sheckler?!
Drunkaline by ohhellyeah January 27, 2009

drunkpologize

The act of apologizing in the aftermath of drunken revelry, usually via sms the next day, blaming all one's bad decisions on being drunk. Also referred to as a "drunkpology."
Ex. 1:

"My boyfriend made out with some chick last night and tried to drunkpologize this morning. Fuck that."

Ex. 2:

Person 1:"Crap! I just broke that Jake's 44 inch flatscreen!"
Person 2: "It's okay, man. You can just drunkpologize tomorrow. He'll understand."