Drunk Junk

When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.

Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"

Drunk Junk by Hoch March 11, 2011

Junk Drunk

The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.

I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.

Junk Drunk by PottyMouth73 October 8, 2023

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk 

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk 

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Junk Dunk 

The act of dunking on an opponent in basketball where your crotch goes directly into their face as you jump over them for the slam. The humiliation can be further amplified by hanging on the rim to keep your sweaty junk pressed into their face.

“Lattrell didn’t just posterize that boy, he Junk Dunked on him.”

“Hey man, did you get a good look when he Junk Dunked on you? Was it boxers or briefs?"

Junk Dunk by 180LA June 3, 2013

Dunk the junk 

The practice of taking an ice bath or any cold water dip that covers the genitals, usually after a long run.

"That was a great 10 mile run this morning! I'm gonna go dunk the junk."

"Man, you must have balls of steel"

Dunk the junk by Condemnedstickman April 16, 2010

Junk Dunk 

The act of a man dipping his testicles into a liquid. Typically, junk dunking is assumed to be with water as the liquid, although this is not nessesarily always the case.

Troy excused himself from the table, but took his cup of water with him. Once in the privacy of his bathroom, he did a junk dunk.

Junk Dunk by Lubzgroup January 8, 2013