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drizzling shits

a term used in Pro-Wrestling when a match is beyond terrible for more then 1 reason.
when a pro-wrestling match comes off 100% fake, no realism, missing style, creativity, utter lack of meshing with your opponent.
I watched Johnny Kashmere wrestle ZBarr and it was the drizzling shits. One was trying to give the other a blowjob and the other was coked out of his mine. You could not have picked anything worse to watch other then two blind guys trying to drive around a racecar track

Drizzling Delight 

Just finishing up from a blow job the male squeezes the remaining seamen from his penis into the girls mouth.
She said that last bit of seamen was quite zesty, then an enormous smile grew on my face. I then sneakingly turned to my night stand and checked off Drizzling Delight, it was right next to Alligator Fuckhouse.
Drizzling Delight by E-bag April 19, 2009

Pink Dizzlin 

What the black man says in the viral fortnite card video
Black man: bruh, pink dizzlin. Like really, pink dizzlin.
Pink Dizzlin by CloacaCrusher69 March 12, 2021
According to a 4 year old it's the sound a cell phone set to vibrate makes when it goes off.
Mommy, your phone is dizzling.
Dizzling by Peanuthead Jenkins March 27, 2010

drizzling shits

diarrhea, especially when chronic or frequent: the 'shits', in other words
The rotten chili I ate at Don's Diner last night gave me the drizzling shits all morning long!!

Drizzling Sizzler 

An uncontrollable bout of diarrhea after eating spicy foods whereas the molten hot liquid spewing from your asshole actually sizzles when it hits the water in the bowl, while your eyes water and nose runs from the ensuing firehole.
After eating that italian beef with giardinera I turned into an upside down volcano. I am sweating and need two ice cream cones. A Stage 9 Drizzling Sizzler.