Driver's Licence 

Something you need to drive; Olivia Rodrigo's first song

Did you get your Driver's Licence yet?

Driver's Licence by anonymous May 24, 2021

Driver’s license 

New super song of Olivia Rodrigo

Hey have you listen to the song Driver’s license?
Yeah it’s all over my fyp

Driver’s license by Halouinm January 10, 2021

driver's license 

a song written by olivia rodrigo to listen to when you're thinking of your ex (or, for people who are forever alone, crush that dumped you). if listening within a 2 mile radius of an american high school, can make everyone, from ig baddies or abgs to tiktok egirls to even weebs, cry and think about what went wrong in their lives. people call it "basic", but it's really not.

driver's license slaps omg...olivia rodrigo emmy nomination when

my best friend put driver's license on her instagram story again. is she ok?

driver's license by 你们都是傻瓜 March 4, 2021

driver's license chicken

Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).

If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.

See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken

"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"

driver's license chicken by Mark_J January 17, 2009

driver's license 

A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.

Patty and Selma: You'll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!

driver's license by 0niTTRay December 27, 2003

driver's license 

🎶You probably are the blonde girl 🎶 that always searches this up🎶 cuz you don't want to be alone🎶

since🎶Olivia Rodrigo blew up🎶yeah🎶but today was your last blonde day 🎶cuz you're getting your hair dyed a colorrrrr🎶 you think that you're ugly but i think that you're wrong in all 🎶wayyysssss🎶I think that you got this and i think that you're strong everyyyyyway 🎶so 🎶guess you just believed what the mean ones had said about youuuu🎶well I think you got this so go ahead and tell me I'm wrong🎶You're great 🎶so great 🎶 I think you're getting stronger everyyy day🎶 Don't you just really relate?🎶 Don't let them treat you like toys 🎶Gosh you're so blue🎶they used you🎶they thought they'd down your tune🎶oooooooooooh🎶cats, dogs🎶groundhogs🎶all these things are great🎶as a service pet🎶reconnect.. 🎶 they'll recognize your face🎶even when you're blue🎶cats love you🎶follow you to each place🎶 just like dogs do🎶 oooooooooooh 🎶

Song cover by: I'msittingherebarbecue sauceonmytitties

DRIVER'S LICENSE

driver's license by Imsitnherebarbsausonmi May 25, 2021