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drive the bus
(v) ingesting MDMA (ecstasy), and regulating like a gangsta by representing what the sheiiit (i.e. life) is all about.
"me mate dangerous dave took 22 ecstasy and drove the egham to langley village bus better than he's ever driven it before." -Ali G (a quote close to reality)
do you want to drive the bus tonight yo?
driving da bus is fuckin' legit!!!
do you want to drive the bus tonight yo?
driving da bus is fuckin' legit!!!
drive the bus by Captain Tickles March 26, 2010
drive the bus
When a male is having sex with a female in the doggy style position, the male presses his thumb against the girls butt hole. His hand and fingers should be spread across and grabbing her booty kind of like you would grab a steering wheel in a vehicle. Inserting the thumb is known as honking her horn as she will most likely yell upon insertion.
Dick and Jane were going at it doggy style when Dick decided to drive the bus to see how far she would let him go.
drive the bus by GI75 December 11, 2008
Drive The Bus
The act of sticking your thumb in a girls anus while hitting it doggie style and moving the thumb to make a motion similar to driving a motorized vehicle with a steering wheel.
Drive The Bus by DillyDp22 June 26, 2018
drive the volleyball bus
drive the volleyball bus by Pigdog Volt May 5, 2018
drive the pig skin bus to tuna town
Penetrative hetrosexual sex.
drive the pig skin bus to tuna town by Hip no tiz er April 26, 2006
the Three-Fingered Bus Driver
An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.
"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
the Three-Fingered Bus Driver by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009
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