Drierd

Being so tired that you act like you're trashed without drinking any alcohol

Last night I was so drierd that I booty called my ex-girlfriend.

by Pencapchew661 October 22, 2009

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

driedfecta

The combination of the three finest dried fruit: raisins, apricots, and cranberries

Kip: Can you pass the prunes and banana chips?

Pam: We don't have those here-- We only serve the driedfecta

by dan theman October 22, 2008

freeze dried

The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.

Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried

by R!ff Raff July 1, 2014

Panty Drier

An guy that's so ugly he dries out any wetness a girl had in her underwear.

He is so fucking ugly. What a panty drier.

by fembot2000 January 27, 2008

freeze dried hippie

Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.

My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!

by casmay26 May 10, 2008

Freeze-dried Bullshit

Bullshit to the nth degree.

Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?

Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.

by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011