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Dribblerfied 

A story which has been exaggerated to the point of utter foolishness.
Original Version - "I hit the golf ball and it went near the clubhouse".

Dribblerfied version - "I hit the golfball and it flew through the clubhouse window, ricoched off the fridge, bounced down the hall, entered the kitched and landed in the microwave oven on top of a meat pie that someone was heating. It was perfectly centered in the sauce on top."
Dribblerfied by Care Factor Zero November 29, 2006
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When you hear a story from Craig (aka The Dribbler, Lip Service, The Oracle) that is so far fetched that not even a worm would believe it the story has been "Dribblerfied"
"I once hit a golf ball into the clubhouse, through the door, bounced into the microwave and onto the pie, I had to play the shot from the inside of the microwave!!!!!" the dribbler said.

When a story starts with
"At John Sands........" a dribblerfied story will follow

"I once did an Offensive driving course at Calder (race track). We drove the then brand new Monaros with Peter Brock(a late Aussie car racing legend). I did faster lap times than Peter Brock. I was doing 280km/h around a corner and had it up on two wheels, the car was leaning that much that I could've touched the road if the window was open."

Some perfect examples of a dribblerfied story!!!!!!
Related Words
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026