Dribblerfied 

A story which has been exaggerated to the point of utter foolishness.

Original Version - "I hit the golf ball and it went near the clubhouse".

Dribblerfied version - "I hit the golfball and it flew through the clubhouse window, ricoched off the fridge, bounced down the hall, entered the kitched and landed in the microwave oven on top of a meat pie that someone was heating. It was perfectly centered in the sauce on top."

Dribblerfied by Care Factor Zero November 29, 2006

dribblerfied 

When you hear a story from Craig (aka The Dribbler, Lip Service, The Oracle) that is so far fetched that not even a worm would believe it the story has been "Dribblerfied"

"I once hit a golf ball into the clubhouse, through the door, bounced into the microwave and onto the pie, I had to play the shot from the inside of the microwave!!!!!" the dribbler said.

When a story starts with
"At John Sands........" a dribblerfied story will follow

"I once did an Offensive driving course at Calder (race track). We drove the then brand new Monaros with Peter Brock(a late Aussie car racing legend). I did faster lap times than Peter Brock. I was doing 280km/h around a corner and had it up on two wheels, the car was leaning that much that I could've touched the road if the window was open."

Some perfect examples of a dribblerfied story!!!!!!

dribblerfied by BP aka FC, SSDD, Carefactor 0 November 10, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008