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dream whip 

When you move beyond the have a cow stage, and you actually find some chick (or guy) who will suck you off. You spray some aerosol whip cream on your rock hard cock to give your cocksucker some pleasure while she (or he) pleasures you. That spray whipped cream cums in lots of flavors now!
Miss N. Cox said she would suck me off (but I had to pay her). She said she would only do it if I covered my cock with Strawberry Whipped Cream every couple of minutes. What a dream whip! Not ALL of the cream came out of a can!!! She swallowed every ounce of my cum without hesitation.
dream whip by Harry Hickman December 1, 2006
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Dream Whip 

The frothy, whipped up after-effects of a night spent violently tossing turning after a month's worth of pent up fapple juice explodes, without notice, during a sex dream about Stacy's mom.
Jose, awash in a sea of his daily dream whip, found that he no longer needed chapstick to keep his lips moist.

whip dream 

Fantasy of someone cumming whipped cream, in which whipped cream is excreted from every orifice on ones body.
"Dude. I had another sweet whip dream last night, about your grandparents."

dream-whipped

Dreaming about doing things in your dream for your man or woman because your whippedness over them compels you to.
True story:

DimSumSays: "Yo, I had a dream I shot some dude for her and I was surrounded by the cops. I knew i was going to jail. I knew my life was over. But then I woke up."

Meebo: "Omg, ur dream-whipped."
dream-whipped by dimsumsayss October 23, 2009

A Whipped Dream 

Any sexual act that uses whipped cream on the male partner.
I had a whipped dream with my girl last night.
A Whipped Dream by justspice March 24, 2013

whipped dream 

when you 69 with your s/o but you have whipped cream on both parts, adding flavor and excitement.
Bro 1: bro me and the new girl had a whipped dream last night
Bro 2: I bet the taste and creaminess was immaculate
Bro 1: yup
whipped dream by candymonium210 April 2, 2024

whipped dream 

when you and your girl doing 69 and you put whipped cream on both of yall parts
Person 1: me and the new girl had a whipped dream last night
Person 2: sickkk
whipped dream by candymonium210 April 6, 2024
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