Skip to main content

Drawn Sex 

Perhaps the most sick site on the entire internet. Drawn Sex is a site that specializes in drawing shitty cartoon pornography. The site is run by foreigners who suck at English as much as they suck at life. If you're ever feeling extremely ballsy, want to have a near death experience, or wish to prank you're friends or enemies then pay the site a visit.
Examples of captions from Drawn Sex:

Lisa: Bart, get out! I'm piss!
Marge: Suck my shoose, animal!
Homer: Arrr. What pretty shoose?
Lisa: I Love men with huge cocks as yours Barny.
Homer: Suck him Bart! Faster babe!
Meg: Only woman can get to woman such pleasure.
Drawn Sex by A dude22 August 24, 2008
A term coined recently by a comedian from C4's 8/10 Cats, generated randomly during their Countdown session. Hilarious.

Research concludes that the term currently has no official definition, however the etymology of such associated practise refers to erotic asphyxiation or breath control play, which is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for the purposes of sexual arousal. This sexual practice is variously called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, hypoxyphilia. The term autoerotic asphyxiation is used when the act is done by a person to themselves. It has allegedly been around since the 17th century.

Author George Shuman describes the effect as such, 'When the brain is deprived of oxygen, it induces a lucid, semi-hallucinogenic state called hypoxia. Combined with orgasm, the rush is said to be no less powerful than cocaine, and highly addictive.'

Think David Carradine; Michael Hutchence (allegedly).

My definition would therefore be something along akin to:

'The act of submerging another's head in a liquid in order to induce erotic asphyxiation for the sole purpose of sexual gratification by either/both consenting parties.'

Discuss at your leisure!
Bob was well into freaky shit so Brenda held his head in the fish tank whilst she ploughed him like a field. Thankfully, Bob lived to tell the tale and has reportedly engaged in subsequent sex-drowns.
sex-drown by MiniDynamo March 27, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
Load more