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Drawn Sex 

Perhaps the most sick site on the entire internet. Drawn Sex is a site that specializes in drawing shitty cartoon pornography. The site is run by foreigners who suck at English as much as they suck at life. If you're ever feeling extremely ballsy, want to have a near death experience, or wish to prank you're friends or enemies then pay the site a visit.
Examples of captions from Drawn Sex:

Lisa: Bart, get out! I'm piss!
Marge: Suck my shoose, animal!
Homer: Arrr. What pretty shoose?
Lisa: I Love men with huge cocks as yours Barny.
Homer: Suck him Bart! Faster babe!
Meg: Only woman can get to woman such pleasure.
Drawn Sex by A dude22 August 24, 2008
A term coined recently by a comedian from C4's 8/10 Cats, generated randomly during their Countdown session. Hilarious.

Research concludes that the term currently has no official definition, however the etymology of such associated practise refers to erotic asphyxiation or breath control play, which is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for the purposes of sexual arousal. This sexual practice is variously called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, hypoxyphilia. The term autoerotic asphyxiation is used when the act is done by a person to themselves. It has allegedly been around since the 17th century.

Author George Shuman describes the effect as such, 'When the brain is deprived of oxygen, it induces a lucid, semi-hallucinogenic state called hypoxia. Combined with orgasm, the rush is said to be no less powerful than cocaine, and highly addictive.'

Think David Carradine; Michael Hutchence (allegedly).

My definition would therefore be something along akin to:

'The act of submerging another's head in a liquid in order to induce erotic asphyxiation for the sole purpose of sexual gratification by either/both consenting parties.'

Discuss at your leisure!
Bob was well into freaky shit so Brenda held his head in the fish tank whilst she ploughed him like a field. Thankfully, Bob lived to tell the tale and has reportedly engaged in subsequent sex-drowns.
sex-drown by MiniDynamo March 27, 2016

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026