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rape drapes 

Any drapes that you hang over your window to block out all light. Also called sex-for-certain-curtains.
That creep next door always has his lights off. No, he just has rape drapes.
rape drapes by gjohnso October 6, 2010

Rape-a-dape

Rape, but happier. Can also be used when playing video games as an insult.
"Stop screaming baby, we can both be happy! This is juust Rape-a-dape!"

"Greenberg I just rape-a-daped you with my SMGs. Bitch!"
Rape-a-dape by RagMeRock December 3, 2004

I'd rape that. 

another way of saying i'd tap that. quite similar in definition. to be used to express great approval in the opposite sex's looks. when theyre incredibly hot.
guy 1: dang, she's hot.
guy 2: heck yeah. i'd rape that.
guy 1: word up
girl: ew! thats disgusting, you'd rape her??
guy 1: SHUT UP, BITCH, I'LL RAPE YOU TOO!
I'd rape that. by ghoundji lips December 13, 2008
To have thrust somebody (against thier will) while both of you are wearing clothes.
Greg: I got d'raped by a d'rapist.
Dave: I wish somebody would d'rape me.
D'rape by Mister Shaun May 8, 2008

I'd rape that. 

A game played amongst friends with the simple rule of yelling out: "I'd rape that!" in the general direction of whomever they are looking up/undressing with their eyes/flirting with.

The consequences come into play when they do not yell loud enough for people in the general vicinity to stare, and involves buying others a round of drinks.
Person 1: *stares at a hot chick* "I'd rape that."

Drake rapes Josh 

In the hit Nickelodeon TV show “Drake and Josh” there was a surprising twist in the children’s show when an episode aired where Drake raped Josh. The brothers were building a treehouse and Drake planned it so they would be locked in together.

Once the boys finished screwing in the final final, Josh asked where the door was to get out. He had no idea what was to come. Drake intentionally “forgot” to cut out the door and just drew the door in sharpie so he could easily rape Josh. The rape lasted 10 hours until a squirrel came and bit Drake’s penis off.
“Yo do you remember that Drake and Josh episode with the treehouse?”

“Are you talking about the one where Drake rapes Josh?”

“Ya that episode made me horny”

“pause...”
Drake rapes Josh by Fella slime November 10, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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