A person who insists on over reacting to the most mundane of texts. A dramatextual makes everything a problem and always reads into messages with an irrational viewpoint. Dramatextuals interpret short texts received as being terse, abrupt, or uncaring. Long texts received are perceived as condescending, and as though the sender is lecturing. Either way, expect drama from a dramatextual.
No matter how I respond to her, she takes offense and starts lighting my phone up with crazy texts. She is such a dramatextual.
Noun: A person who is energized by being in situations involving Drama. Where Extoverts are energized by being around other people and Introverts are energized by being alone, Dramaverts are energized by the drama happening around them or the drama they have caused.
When a situation occurs in which one is so overwhelmed by an event that the the use of "drastic" must be combined with the worddramatic to accuratley decribe the situation.
The expression on Mike's face made while he did the poo-poo dance was so dramastic that I shit my pant's
When a dumbass can't differentiate between the words dramatically and drastically and thinks that this is a real word that can be used in everyday life.
Mike wrote on his lab report that after the variable changed the temperature dramastically increased... and thought that it was a real word. What an Idiot.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.