damagesty

A quality possessed by hot girls; a portmanteau of damage and majesty. Derived from the fact that most hot girls have a myriad of psychological issues stemming from years of abuse by step-fathers and boyfriends selected for their desirably abusive tendencies.

VJ: Dude, that girl's so HOT. Look at all that majesty.
Mike: Whatever, dude - you see blond locks; I see damage.
VJ: Still, look at all that damagesty.

by PositiveZero January 27, 2007

Damages!

An exclamation of astonishment, shock, awe or even sympathy at the sight or upon learning about something gruesome, terrible or just plain fucked up that is or has happened to someone else.

Can also be used in the place of "Dammit!" or when all of your plans have been foiled.

<Watching a scene in a horror movie>

<The evil monster has just ripped the throat out of yet another unsuspecting victim...>

Jane: Damages! Did you see that?!?

Mike: Yeah... you know that's gonna leave a mark!!!

by Kannudo April 20, 2012

damnesty

An official pardon for using profanity.

After Clark Gable was allowed to swear in a movie for the first time in "Gone with the Wind", the film-industry seems to be given total damnesty to use as many useless adjectives as they please.

by QuacksO November 11, 2020

Damages

It's clear that the damages the 400 million dollars the US government is paying someone for property for which I have not been my due compensation in accordance with the 5th amendment of the US constitution. That is what the theory of AI is worth. YOU JUST PAID FOR IT. YOU SET THE PRICE BY PAYING.

Hym "Maybe you are confused about the price of the damages not because it's 1 dollar but because you're a retarded thief. Have you considered that? The US government has paid for the property ALREADY. The property they paid for cost 400 million dollars. I have yet to receive 400 million dollars for the property that THE US GOVERNMENT believes is worth 400 million dollars. AND.... The US government ALSO BELIEVES... I have a right (guaranteed to me by the US compensation) to be duely compensated. What is due compensation for a 400 million dollar asset? Not 1 dollar. It's 400 million. You set the price for me by buying it from him. Allowing him to steal it from me. Allowing him to get away with molesting his sister. Get these people an camera. Remember they chose 'the life of an innocent child'. RATHER THAN ME HAVING RIGHTS."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

treble damages

What you ask for in a lawsuit against an audio-equipment manufacturer due to your stereo's loudspeakers having a dull muffled "muddy" sound instead of producing crisp high-frequencies as they are supposed to.

I am amazed that anyone would bother suing for treble damages; since many audiophiles --- especially the younger ones --- complain that their systems don't produce enough BASS... usually the midrange and high notes come through just fine.

by QuacksO September 4, 2019

bass damages

Da opposite of "treble damages"; it refers to what a court awards you due to a loudspeaker-array's woofers sounding grindy, buzzy, and/or just plain crappy.

You can also be awarded "bass damages" if someone's excessively-loud/thumpy woofers cause hearing-loss and/or structural harm to your property.

by QuacksO November 11, 2020

bass damages vs. treble damages

Refers to da "3-to-1" ratio of where ya either sue da audio-equipment manufacturer for just da expenses dat you incurred due to their shoddy/faulty workmanship on their woofers dat were installed in your loudspeakers, as opposed to asking them to pay you three times your expenses if da tweeters either didn't work properly or had crappy sound.

Pro-grade speaker-builders like JBL and EV are always very careful how they build their rugged high-powered speakers designed for rock bands and outdoor concerts --- they use only da best materials and really "build 'em like a tank" to ensure reliability and quality sound, and therefore lessen da chance of their having to worry about "bass damages vs. treble damages" lawsuits from disgruntled musicians.

by QuacksO December 11, 2020