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Dragon Rape 

The highest class of rape-age. Triumphing over the admittedly weak "donkey rape." Used to describe the act of effectively making any subject, contest, test, person, pet, or illness ones "bitch."
Plain usage:

Wow guys, I really dragon raped that exam! I got a 100%!

Used inversely:

Dude, that exam dragon raped me, I failed!
Dragon Rape by SEHS January 30, 2010
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Rape dragon 

A commonly used nickname for the Magic the gathering card “Rapacious dragon”.
I play rape dragon and receive 2 treasure tokens.
Rape dragon by BaronTvirus March 11, 2021

rape the dragon

To get something really tough done, or to accomplish something that most people would deem impossible.
Joe: I don't think I have the guts to tell my dad I'm switchin majors. He's going to be furious.

Bob: Well, sooner or later you're going to have to rape the dragon. Might as well be now.

TRIPLE ENTENDRE:

Hey Joe. I fucked your mom last night. Yeah that's right, I totally raped that dragon.
rape the dragon by flippyrocker October 19, 2010

rape the dragon

to overcome something particularly difficult or achieve something awesome.
Stop complaining about the assignment, Mary, we all know you're smart enough to rape the dragon.

We're holding a party to celebrate Jeff's promotion! He deserves it; he totally raped that dragon!!

Alternative use: Man, that test was one tough dragon to rape. But I think I did ok.
rape the dragon by keetalolita October 12, 2010

dragonrage 

One of the most funny and stubborn people you will ever meet
Have you met dragonrage before they are very stubborn
dragonrage by anonymous March 21, 2021
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026