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Dragon Rape 

The highest class of rape-age. Triumphing over the admittedly weak "donkey rape." Used to describe the act of effectively making any subject, contest, test, person, pet, or illness ones "bitch."
Plain usage:

Wow guys, I really dragon raped that exam! I got a 100%!

Used inversely:

Dude, that exam dragon raped me, I failed!
Dragon Rape by SEHS January 30, 2010
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Rape dragon 

A commonly used nickname for the Magic the gathering card “Rapacious dragon”.
I play rape dragon and receive 2 treasure tokens.
Rape dragon by BaronTvirus March 11, 2021

rape the dragon

To get something really tough done, or to accomplish something that most people would deem impossible.
Joe: I don't think I have the guts to tell my dad I'm switchin majors. He's going to be furious.

Bob: Well, sooner or later you're going to have to rape the dragon. Might as well be now.

TRIPLE ENTENDRE:

Hey Joe. I fucked your mom last night. Yeah that's right, I totally raped that dragon.
rape the dragon by flippyrocker October 19, 2010

rape the dragon

to overcome something particularly difficult or achieve something awesome.
Stop complaining about the assignment, Mary, we all know you're smart enough to rape the dragon.

We're holding a party to celebrate Jeff's promotion! He deserves it; he totally raped that dragon!!

Alternative use: Man, that test was one tough dragon to rape. But I think I did ok.
rape the dragon by keetalolita October 12, 2010

dragonrage 

One of the most funny and stubborn people you will ever meet
Have you met dragonrage before they are very stubborn
dragonrage by anonymous March 21, 2021
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