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Draficate 

When you wake up for work at 0430 every weekday but your buddy sets fantasy draft at 2100 on a Thursday essentially shitting all over your dreams of winning this year.
“Hey how do you think youre gonna do in this years fantasy league?

“Oh im screwed. Kurt draficated all over my hopes and dreams of being competitive this season.”
Draficate by Feral fecal photos September 1, 2023
Words you can keep

deafication 

The process of pooping or violently releasing your bowels into somebody's ears until they can't hear anymore.
Josh felt really bad when he pooped in Steve's ears and when Steve could no longer hear from his deafication streak.
deafication by trumpetvector December 6, 2013

deficate 

Yet another mis-spelling of an English word by an under educated public. Of course, the word they're struggling for is 'Defecate'.

I deficate (sic) on your poor use of the language!
deficate by teaurn June 21, 2007

deficate 

I deficated on my neighbor's front porch.
deficate by Fetus Humper October 4, 2005
The act of checking a person's genitalia for diseases prior to intercourse.
Always dricate a prostitute
dricate by Cheester January 3, 2007

Traficated

Large amount of traffic in one area, a conjested road or highway, lots of traffic
The highway was trafficated today. Its really traficated right now.
Traficated by Little Sexy September 8, 2010

Dramacate 

Adj: To cause or start drama. Usually done by females.
Girl: "Did you see the way that bitch looked at me? I'mma go curse her out"
Guy: "Calm down. Why do you like to dramacate so much."

Other example: "Stop dramacating."
Dramacate by Mr. Rly February 17, 2010
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