5 definitions by Feral fecal photos
When you live in an urban area across from a starbucks and walk out your front door to find a pant-less bum squatting over a 98.6 degree pile of soft serve being dispensed in your driveway.
Hey babe be careful when you leave for work. Toothless eddie left a frapashito as i was leaving this morning.
by Feral fecal photos September 4, 2023
The Steinberg Splatter
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
Whoever steinberg splattered that dude must have found some chipotle in the dumpster cause that shit has some corn in it.
by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023
This prank derives its name from its invention by US coast guard members stationed in Cuba. But its popularity has since spread throughout the civilized world.
It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.
It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.
by Feral fecal photos September 1, 2023
When you wake up for work at 0430 every weekday but your buddy sets fantasy draft at 2100 on a Thursday essentially shitting all over your dreams of winning this year.
“Hey how do you think youre gonna do in this years fantasy league?
“Oh im screwed. Kurt draficated all over my hopes and dreams of being competitive this season.”
“Oh im screwed. Kurt draficated all over my hopes and dreams of being competitive this season.”
by Feral fecal photos September 1, 2023
When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a
duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.
duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.
I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.
by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023