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slutulous draculous 

A female that sucks your time, money, and pulls you away from your friends. also likes to guzzle lots of cum
"HOLY FUCKING CRAP! his bitch of a girlfriend is such a slutulous draculous!"

diculous 

A silly act or something that hasnt become re-diculous therefore it is diculous if it happens only once.
Thats a pretty diculous thing you did Jane.
diculous by jeffbo April 7, 2009

dabulous 

Dabulous is the euphoric feeling one acquires when dabbing. A play on the word fabulous.
Dude, these dabs got me feeling dabulous.
dabulous by lil commie May 18, 2014

re-dong-diculous

When a situation is BEYOND ridiculous, it is re-dong-diculous.
(in halo2) Yo I no-scoped that dude from across the map, that was re-dong-diculous.
re-dong-diculous by kurticus November 23, 2006

ri-god-damn-diculous 

ri·god·dam·dic·u·lous ri-god-dam-dik-yuh-luhs Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–adjective

absurd comcastic call center words; preposterous; laughable
A ri-god-damn-diculous supervisor named Keith.

draculas teabag 

a used tampon. due to it resembling a tea bag (the string), and being full of blood would make a nice brew for dracula :)
i wanted to fuck my missus but she had a draculas tea bag in.

my bird was on, as i found when i stuck my fingers in and touched dracula's teabag
draculas teabag by hanz weiss December 13, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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