A person who wants to use the f-slur without actually having the right to use it. They use this fake sexuality to trickpeople. Being attracted to a character doesn't mean you're a sexuality revolving around that character.
Person 1: What is your sexuality?
Person 2: Dracosexual!
Person 1: Ew! You disgusting pig, that's not a real sexuality! *punches*
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.