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Dozey cunt 

Someone who's just plain old dumb with only a brain functionality of 0.8% just a terrible site of stupidity

Usual a.k.a Mary Donna james
" Hey you son of a dozey cunt use your head not your teke you mutt"
Dozey cunt by Whangarei gees October 1, 2016
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dopey cunt 

Somebody who is habitually slow and stupid or so disorganized that he causes considerable inconvenience to others. Persons with this disability are invariably male, often adolescent, and never female.
He's just a dopey cunt. He thought Australia was near Germany and that 'Ireland' was spelt 'Island'.

The dopey cunt lost his passport so his parents were running around like headless chickens trying to find it before the flight left.
dopey cunt by Foreskin Warrior July 15, 2006

dozy cunt 

one who offends others by "bigging themselves up" in their mind, whilst be frowned upon by a certain percentage of their peers.
victim: "i just beat you in poker because i'm obviously more skilled"

abuser: "you dozy cunt, go get an anal rimming"
dozy cunt by the-butler December 9, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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