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Brain Dialysis 

Brain Dialysis is a treatment for individuals who dont have a natural filter to screen out disturbing , inappropriate thoughts. Assists in the process of ridding your mind of toxins, waste products, impurities, and excess filth.
My mom's worried about my disturbing thoughts and says I say inappropriate things all the time she does not think that my natural filter works so she sending me to the shrink for brain dialysis.
Brain Dialysis by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020

Dialysis 

When you have bum kidneys, that dont filter shit in your blood anymore. You need your blood put through a machine and/or new blood put in.
Jimmy needs dialysis.
Dialysis by HouseMD July 10, 2009

speech dialysis 

The process or act of trying to filter or censor someones speech. An artificial device or unnatural mindset used to stop the inappropriate comments an individual makes when they lack a natural ability to filter their own thoughts, words, or action.
We're going to my grandma's house to try and find her checkbook or debit card will you please go on speech dialysis so she doesn't think that I hang out with nothing but Savages... don't want to arouse suspicion.
speech dialysis by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020

Sexual Dialysis 

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.
You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.
Sexual Dialysis by MissQueenT December 18, 2019

Dialysis Machine

What they call a car diagnostic machine in the ghetto.
mannnnnnnnnnn mah '72 cutlass be up on dat dialysis machine to see whut wrong wit it
Dialysis Machine by g000le April 18, 2011

Paragon's Dialysis 

When you initially think something has gone well, but the longer you have to reflect the worse you think you've done. But actually it's all just in your mind and your initial thoughts are the correct ones.
Mick: How did the interview go?
Paula: I thought it went well at first, but the more I think about it, the more I think it went badly.
Mick: Sounds like a case of Paragon's Dialysis
Paula: Yeh could just be a case of Paragon's Dialysis
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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