Dowler

A huge piece of feces that is unusually large, smells horrible, and generally appears after a large feast at a Mexican restaurant.

Craig: John, you ass, you clogged the toilet again!
John: Sorry, I let loose a couple dowlers after I went to Monterrey last night.

by Drewnina March 3, 2009

Dowler

A name for a person who makes up inconceivable stories to make themselves look good because they are narcissistic.

A habitual or pathological fabulist who yearns to be the main focal point during a conversation with one or more people.

Mark says, "Oh look, here comes Dowler". Dowler Says, "You're not going to believe this, I just made it rain at the strip club". "Right after, I jumped out of a plane, that caught fire, because I was smoking, even after she said put it out".

by dowler June 23, 2014

Dowler

To be scAmmed and cat fished

Hey bro stay off that computer before you get dowlered

by Waaaaitwhat October 4, 2020

fixer-downer

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.

Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."

by stockman09 January 7, 2008

Chris Dower

swag

Let me just turn my Chris Dower on

by yeeeh August 22, 2011

dobler dahmer theory

A theory stating that if two people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, but if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial killer crazy.

Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the dobler dahmer theory.

by Yangarang June 19, 2016

Boner downer

A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.

Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!

Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.

Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!

by bobby_915 February 20, 2011