Dower 

Dower is a term or phrase used to depict a certain individual of immense intelligence and downright judicious. The vast majority of Dowers would normally hold a degree at PhD level while however, it has been renowned that all Dowers possess at least a masters degree. Dowers tend to be of conscientious nature and are predominantly independent. Whenever Dowers find themselves in complex situations, their motivation is inspiring and luminous, when in quest of justice. A Dower’s articulated skills are so coherent to the highest point that it surpasses the average individual’s capacity level of logical thinking. Most people are envious of a Dower while at the same time are infatuated with a Dower’s clarity. The definition of Dower is exemplified below in direct speech.

‘What a “Dower”, how did you decipher that enigma?’

‘I believe in the superiority Dowerness of the “Dower” race’
‘That “Dower” got another 2.1 degree’

Dower by J_Charles January 17, 2015

Dower 

A variation of Downer.
A person that does things the hardest way possible. Dowers tend not to be able to speak properly, using sentences such as "You can't even speech well". Dowers will not let lame jokes die, no matter how much they wish it to die. Dowers generally support each other no matter how stupid they think the other Dower to be. Dowerness IS contagious. Do take care & avoid contact with Dowers at all times.

He's such a Dower! The poor bastard.....

Dower by CK_x3 January 1, 2006

Dower 

When you douche and then shower before partaking in anal sex.

I'm going to take a dower.

Dower by James1111111111 November 24, 2019

Dower 

The act of taking a "dip" or "chew" while in the shower.

Normally people just spit their tobacco spit into the drain.

I took a dipshit and then i kept it in my mouth and hopped in the shower for a dower

Dower by ohyuknow March 7, 2009

Chris Dower 

swag

Let me just turn my Chris Dower on

Chris Dower by yeeeh August 22, 2011

Shump/Dower 

Taking a BEASTLY dump before taking a BEASTLY shower!!! Like a BOSS!!!

Solly is a BOSS so he went to take a beastly shump/dower!!

Shump/Dower by MikeHawk69 September 9, 2012

Golden Shower Dower 

When Gonzaga basketball center Sam Dower dunks on an opposing player and people bring their woman to the shower and piss on them before or after sex in honor of the achievement.

D*mn Dower Dunked on that fool. Come on girl, lets go do a Golden Shower Dower!

Golden Shower Dower by MY Jizz Gonzaga March 18, 2011