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dowl
dowl by andrew barker March 26, 2009
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dowl
to mumble interminably about any obsolete work of literature out of print since 1878, whilst playing random but worrying flute and writing your life story simultaneously with both hands. Ambidextrous? Fucking crazy.
"Is everything okay? You look pale."
"I don't know. I've just been Dowled, and need to rest my numbed mind."
"Poor unfortunate you. Those rogues are everywhere."
"I don't know. I've just been Dowled, and need to rest my numbed mind."
"Poor unfortunate you. Those rogues are everywhere."
dowl by David Cowpell Downtrodden October 1, 2004
Dowl
Dowling College
A college residing in the beautifully rich and white town known as Oakdale, NY; with an acceptance rate of 80%. The college is known to mislead the demeanor of the town by welcoming with open arms, a large portion of the African American community into classes; African Americans that both lower the value of the college itself and bring down the property value of the town. Also, to add to a mixed company of acceptees, the quality of the education available at Dowling College is equivalent to that of the education at your more common high school locations. In a final note, as far as social activity, the Dormitories are more commonly referred to as Ghost Towns... this is due to the mutual fact that one would rather starve than indulge in the Riverside Cafe.
Dowling College is a Dry Campus.
Dowling College is a Dry Campus.
Yoo i got into Dowling!!!!
...yeah you and every other spook in the state...
Does Dowling College have a high acceptance rate?
...does a bear shit in the woods?
How is the "company" at Dowling College
.....incognegro....
...yeah you and every other spook in the state...
Does Dowling College have a high acceptance rate?
...does a bear shit in the woods?
How is the "company" at Dowling College
.....incognegro....
Dowling College by Team Sexual July 9, 2010
dowla
dowla by 9th Wonder T.O February 4, 2009
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