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Douw (Du-ow) n: 1. A word used to express disappointment and sympathy together. Another way of saying something sucks .

Originating from North Hanover, New Jersey.
Brandon : Can you come to John's party tonight?

Adam : I can't...grounded from his last party.

Brandon : Really? What happened?!

Adam : I got plastered...Then I had to bike home but a cop pulled me over. I got in so much trouble with my parents.

Brandon: Oh...Douw.

Adam : Yeah.. fml
Douw by AMerc258 February 20, 2011
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Douwata is the semi-canon pairing between Doumeki and Watanuki from xxxholic and Tsubasa by CLAMP. Watanuki being the uke and Doumeki being the seme. Some evidence of Douwata include:

~Doumeki gave Watanuki half of his eye.

~Watanuki gave Doumeki his entire eye.

~Doumeki sat in the rain for 10 hours trying to find Watanuki.

~Watanuki gave Doumeki a ring.

~Yuuko said (jokingly?) that Doumeki was on the other end of Watanuki's red thread of fate.
Fangirl: Doumeki just kiss the idiot!!! Douwata forever!!!!

Fangirl2: I am tired of canon, CLAMP make douwata official already!!!!!!!!!!
Douwata by KunoichiNeko July 22, 2010
He is just gay AF
He is Douwe xD
Douwe by EenGekkeJongen October 17, 2016
He is a very serious person at first, but once you know him better you'll find out that he actually likes to joke. Some people will think that he's not quite funny, but that's because there's something behind the joke that most people won't understand. He is very kind and pretty smart. He's the kind of person who will not hurt your feelings. This guy will get what he wants in his career life, he takes school and his job quite seriously. So if you're looking for a serious relationship, search for a Douwe. He can be selective though.
Girl1: "I want a serious relationship"
Girl2: "Oh look over there, it's Douwe and he's perfect. Try to seduce him! I bet you can't"

douwe egbert

douwe egbert by ESSSSSSSTHER August 16, 2010
Very awkward and very caring person. Loves cake a lot. Will do anything for you. Very very attractive and adorable.
Douwe is so cute!
Douwe by georgeryanrossiii November 13, 2017
A kind of person that is JUST above average in everything he does.
Dude 1: "Should I invite him to my birthday party?"
Dude 2: "He's Douwe"
Dude 1: "Oh, lets party with Chris then"
Douwe by Xheriux January 9, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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