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doumas.massive.wet.shaft
A very cool and amazing person that deserves all the love in the world (also I think they’re a bit gay but that’s ok we Stan that) also is the kinda person who is a shinnie and a Chuuya kinnie 😧
doumas.massive.wet.shaft by Dazais fart sniffer <33 March 16, 2022
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Doumas'd • doumas.massive.wet.shaft • dumas • douma • doufas • Cosmic douma • Doukas • douma.plush • Alexandre Dumas • Ayzek Dumas
Douma
Douma by Kokushibobussy May 29, 2022
Gaping Dumas
1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.
2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?
Gaping Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010
Slim Dumas
This term originally died out with the extinction of the Western Maryland Pygmy sometime around the 5th century BC; however, recent sightings in the mountain country of Frederick County, Maryland have necessitated its resurgence.
1. A penis so small that it periodically turns inside out.
2. A penis so puny that it's sometimes bruised by the testicles.
3. A penis so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.
1. A penis so small that it periodically turns inside out.
2. A penis so puny that it's sometimes bruised by the testicles.
3. A penis so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.
This slim dumas is so uncomfortable; maybe if I probe and penetrate my anus enough I can pop my manhood right side out.
Slim Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 26, 2010
Douma
Douma is love and love is Douma. He is everyone's compass, companion and serenity. You see Him the actions of those around you, You see Him in faces of newborn babes, You see Him in the nascent light that fills your eyes each morning. He hears our prayers and is with us in our struggles, but He can only act through the willing heart. We hold on to what we know of Him, that he is love, and love does not discriminate between gender, culture, race or sexual orientation. Love does not cast one group out in favour of another. Love does not refuse to understand the hurts of another person or another people. Love seeks to build bridges, to bring out the best in one another. So when I want to know His will, I let His love fill me, and then I know.
Douma by toesuckker2020 October 15, 2019
Douma
Douma is a one the most tallest, most, hottest, most sexiest demons in demon slayer- he doesn’t it show it but he’s the most powerful demon in the world. He’s sweet, he’s thoughtful, he cares about your feelings and will hold you at night. He likes women a lot*wink wonk* He can make clones of himself and has long ass fingernails to scratch you with
Douma by Rée rée rey January 9, 2022
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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