doufas

A Godlike figure whom is worshiped throughout the cosmos! PRAISE BE TO HIM!

"OMG DOUF OWNS ME ! HE CAN SHAG MY MUM ANYTIME!" -direct quote from cyberz

by doufas March 30, 2003

doufas

doufas is a wordlost cunt/word, who wordsucks/word wordcock/word for wordcrack/word

by doufas April 1, 2003

doufas

Maco poof who thinks hes god but he belongs in the epping tip

none required....he speaks for itself. think about it.

by pasko September 4, 2003

doufas

I heard you fell in

Doufas fell in the water

by leonie April 3, 2003

doufas

some lost cunt who fell in

*douf sits by the watrer all relaxed n shit
*douf is getting out all soaked.
mad cunt: i heard u fell in the water like a lost cunt

by god April 1, 2003

doufas

^ he was pushed by his so called "friends"

by nc April 1, 2003

Dougasm

An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.

I had a Dougasm inside her without a condom on so I had to change my phone number the next day.

by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010