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The epiphany of all that is sexy in the mortal world. Sighting of this creature has caused the deaths of many from the fact that in seeing a person so beautiful they believe that they have nothing to live for anymore, thus killing themselves.
moron: OMG! OMG! OMG! I THINK I JUST SAW DOULTON!!!!
Doulton: Impossible if you had seen me you would have died instantly.
moron: Bleck!
Doulton: Oh shit.
doulton by D364000 September 6, 2009
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taking a really pleasing dump in a british made toilet.
that felt great, i just had the best doulton!
doulton by dan85 January 12, 2009
A very annoying cunt of a person that is a wannabe road man
Ewwwww it’s a doulton
Doulton by Oofieoofer69 June 19, 2019
He likes ginger boys that are the Same age as him. Loves them if they have small penis and doultons like to think that their dick is massive wen it’s microscopic
Ewww it’s a doulton Jarvis
Doulton by Oofieoofer69 June 19, 2019

Royal Doulton Bunnykins 

A small rabbit who is the symbol for a line of baby and toddler products. Most well known for his depiction on a small silver spoon riding a tiny wooden horse.
Royal Doulton Bunnykins by smurvey January 17, 2005
Strong, confident, outgoing, smart, handsome, athletic, stubborn with a huge heart. Funny, often times

being the class clown, who loves family more than he cares to admitt
I wish i was a daulton
daulton by kmic114 November 11, 2010

damaging the dolton 

to damage one's dolton is to have violent diarrhoea.
apparently 3 or 4 of the australian cricket team were up damaging the dolton last night, after eating a dodgy vindaloo earlier in the evening
damaging the dolton by 12thMan November 11, 2007
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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