Definitions by dan85

doulton 

taking a really pleasing dump in a british made toilet.

that felt great, i just had the best doulton!

doulton by dan85 January 12, 2009

ball gobbling

when a woman is giving a blow job to a man and pays far far far to much attention to the balls.

harriet was givin me a sweet suck job but the she killed the moment by ball gobbling

ball gobbling by dan85 April 30, 2008

icicle bitch 

a woman who has a heart colder than ice when it comes to the bedroom

mary was such an icicle bitch, she never likes to play my rusty trumbone

icicle bitch by dan85 April 30, 2008

weeviling

a sexual practice commonly performed by men with a small penis

i couldn't believe that suzanne didnt laugh as neil was weeviling her!

weeviling by dan85 April 3, 2008

dog baiting

usually refers to picking up a skanky ho promising her drugs on forest road, nottingham

neil went out dog baiting last night and gave her an alligator fuckhouse

dog baiting by dan85 March 9, 2008

erewash smoothie 

an ilkeston speciality: feaces, urine and cum is all placed into a blender with milk and breadcrumbs and given to girls after giving them anal.

dan and neil spitroasted harriet last night and gave that skanky ho an erewash smoothie she loved it!

erewash smoothie by dan85 March 9, 2008