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doulton
The epiphany of all that is sexy in the mortal world. Sighting of this creature has caused the deaths of many from the fact that in seeing a person so beautiful they believe that they have nothing to live for anymore, thus killing themselves.
moron: OMG! OMG! OMG! I THINK I JUST SAW DOULTON!!!!
Doulton: Impossible if you had seen me you would have died instantly.
moron: Bleck!
Doulton: Oh shit.
Doulton: Impossible if you had seen me you would have died instantly.
moron: Bleck!
Doulton: Oh shit.