douging

Outercourse performed by parallel and not perpendicular genital motion. Pronounced "dooging".

Seriously, douging is better than dome!

Evan: JUST PUT IT IN! STOP DOUGING!

by Zephyrus June 23, 2006

Douging

When one man is fucking another man in the ass then cum's in his ass. Then the guy sucks the cum out of the other man's ass with his mouth then they begin to swap it back and forth between each others mouth.

cum in my ass so we can perform douging

by Romon Reyes April 24, 2009

Douging

When a group of people randomly meet up in the woods, often at night and create a circle of cars with the lights pointing to the center of the circle. At least two people then enter the circle and play golf while the others watch.
Ideally one of the people in the circle is Polish or ginger, getting both a Polish and a ginger playing golf within the circle at the same time is known as 'super douging'

Douging is named after the inspiration for the practice - Douglas Simpson.

I'm getting a new driver this week, hope it arrives in time to take it douging tonight.
Anyone know any Polish or gingers? I need a douging partner for this evening and Doug pulled out at the last minute.

by ps3ud0nym May 6, 2014

Douging

The act of repeating a joke countless times until the humor has been sucked dry.

The meme community douged "They did surgery on a grape" in a record 24 hours. The definition of douging

by aofacts December 6, 2018

DOUGING

The act of an elected government official to have secret meetings with cabinet ministers in the woods to have oral and anal sex in return for compensation.

These people are found abandoning their own moral and political values for individual gains and status.

Justin Trudeau was found “DOUGING” in the woods “skiing” with Doug Ford on a snowmobile giving each other sexual gratification plotting against the citizens of their own country.

by Xtremery February 12, 2022

douging-it-up

doing any or all of the following:
-being lame
-buying pointless materials such as dvd's like seinfeld or buying brass knuckles.
-laughing like a creep
-being loyal to your friends and then going beyond that
-having no sense of direction when driving
-driving horribly when angry about something
-believing almost anything your friends tell you
-buying lunch for your friends occasionally or when they don't have money
-going to circuit city and out to lunch 3-4 times a week
-being obsessed with batman to the point where you want to bone him
-if you watch shows like gilmore girls and smallville

"why did you just buy that dvd if you thought the movie was ok, you're totally douging-it-up"

"we're starting to hang out too much, stop douging-it-up"

by matt b. September 7, 2005

Virus Dodging

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.

I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”

by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020