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douchejuice

a blend of 50% vinegar, 50% water that women use to douche themselves.
"helen could you mix me some douchejuice? i love the way you brew that shit"
douchejuice by peteypablo204 December 4, 2009
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Douchejuice

a drink commonly drank by lame-ass wiggers and/or jews
"Did you see what that Jew did? He must have been sippin' some douchejuice last night."
Douchejuice by Fritz Inc. May 5, 2008

DoucheJuice

The douchejuice cut me off

doucheslice 

interchangable with douchebag. commonly used to describe a douchebag who is skinnier than the average douche.
that kid's a douchebag
no way he's too skinny. he's just a doucheslice
doucheslice by poiunt June 13, 2010

Douche Juice

To act like a douche once alcohol is involved. Alcohol related douchiness.
What's that girls problem? Is she on a douche juice only diet?
Douche Juice by Eazy E Feen April 9, 2011

Douche Juice

Someone so worse that a douche bag that they are the juice of the douche.
I can't believe that this guy tries to fight every person that says hi to his girlfriend. He's totally a douche juice.
Douche Juice by Ms. P December 21, 2008

Douche Juice

A person with such indescribable idiocy and arrogance, who has such an intolerable personality that they rank highest on the douche scale.
Douche Juice by MrsTall November 6, 2012
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