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douchefest 

1:A festival created purely out of douchebags, douchewhores, etc.

2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.
"Man, this place is a complete douchefest!"

"I'm leavin this douchefest."
douchefest by Lusty Shackleford April 6, 2006

DoucheFest 2004 

DoucheFest 2004:

Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.

Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.

*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
DoucheFest 2004 by BooRadley October 15, 2004

douchefecta 

a docuhe that has 3 things or more that make him a douche.
a guy who has a harley motorcycle, tight shirt and poped-collar total douchefecta
douchefecta by non-douchefecta April 24, 2010

douchebeetle

A term of endearment, often used as a complement or other pleasantry. Means nice or great.
Father: Son you did so well on your math test today.
Son: Thanks pops.
Father: I mean 100%! Thats so douchebeetle!
douchebeetle by Old Man River November 7, 2010

douchefecta 

When one is wearing a sleeveless shirt, snap back, and a big chain necklace at the same time, making them look like a douche.
Guy 1: That guy has a sleeveless shirt, snap back and look at his huge chain!
Guy 2: He just completed the douchefecta!
douchefecta by Hairy Mcbuttox August 8, 2012
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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