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douchefest 

1:A festival created purely out of douchebags, douchewhores, etc.

2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.
"Man, this place is a complete douchefest!"

"I'm leavin this douchefest."

DoucheFest 2004 

DoucheFest 2004:

Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.

Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.

*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
DoucheFest 2004 by BooRadley October 15, 2004

douchefecta 

a docuhe that has 3 things or more that make him a douche.
a guy who has a harley motorcycle, tight shirt and poped-collar total douchefecta
douchefecta by non-douchefecta April 24, 2010

douchebeetle

A term of endearment, often used as a complement or other pleasantry. Means nice or great.
Father: Son you did so well on your math test today.
Son: Thanks pops.
Father: I mean 100%! Thats so douchebeetle!
douchebeetle by Old Man River November 7, 2010

douchefecta 

When one is wearing a sleeveless shirt, snap back, and a big chain necklace at the same time, making them look like a douche.
Guy 1: That guy has a sleeveless shirt, snap back and look at his huge chain!
Guy 2: He just completed the douchefecta!
douchefecta by Hairy Mcbuttox August 8, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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