Douche Bone 

When a woman gets a sex-change and becomes a "man", the penis of the new "man" is called a Douche Bone.

Her pussy is now a massive douche bone!

Douche Bone by semajdroflah December 28, 2007

douche boner machine 

someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.

1.what a douche boner machine.
2. dont be a douche boner machine
3. he is a douche boner machine

douche boner machine by longboards September 19, 2009

douchebonner 

to have a bonner while being a douche.

"wow look at that douchebonner!"

douchebonner by King Citrus February 21, 2010

douchbone

1) matter that is going to die because they are not one with Divinity

2) the act of not doing what one is told to do to better the species.

Yeshua: Lucifer don't be a douchbone because you can't creati a new Universe; desire nothing from this world to the next.

Lucifer: I am a douchbone because I am not one with Divinity; death awaits me.

douchbone by Ladonna Mae Demont September 29, 2007

douchebonnet 

The driver of a truck that has a crappy bonnet on it.

"That guy is such a douchebonnet."

douchebonnet by Iesus Christus March 18, 2008

Douchebonic Plague 

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .

Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .

Douchebonic Plague by DDT4U September 14, 2016