Definitions by longboards

douche boner machine 

someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.

1.what a douche boner machine.
2. dont be a douche boner machine
3. he is a douche boner machine

douche boner machine by longboards September 19, 2009

tuffy muffler 

means to shove your penis in an asshole and they fart on it.

1. shut the fuck up or ill give you a tuffy muffler.
2. i would totally tuffy muffler

tuffy muffler by longboards September 19, 2009