Definitions by longboards

tuffy muffler 

means to shove your penis in an asshole and they fart on it.

1. shut the fuck up or ill give you a tuffy muffler.
2. i would totally tuffy muffler

tuffy muffler by longboards September 19, 2009

douche boner machine 

someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.

1.what a douche boner machine.
2. dont be a douche boner machine
3. he is a douche boner machine

douche boner machine by longboards September 19, 2009