Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)
Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
Anton Kazimierz, a phenomal youtuber and bus driver, with an impeccable Steven Seagal impression. A proper wholesome Yorkshireman, this man represents the daily endeavours of all UK bus drivers and strives his absolute hardest to shine a light on the true beauty of the TFL bus system, honestly what more could you ask for ?
Person 1: Did you see Doubledeckeranton's new video ?
Person 2: No, who's that ?
Person 1: The greatest youtuber and bus driver to have ever laid foot on this earth
When you accidently maketwo plans/dates for the same night or day.
Ryan: "What are you doing next Friday night?"
deth: "Oh, i'm going to the artwalk with Heidi...Oh, crap! I was supposed to go see this band with someone else the same night..! Looks like I've doublebooked myself again.""
The double bass is one of the most versatile instruments i know of. Classical and jazz, plucked or bowed, It sounds great and is the foundation of any orchestra or group.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).