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double fist 

To hold and/or consume two drinks at once.
I was double fisting MGD at the frat house last night.
double fist by Redfox697 November 26, 2003

double fist 

1. When drinking, to hold one drink in either hand, usually beer cans.

2. when fingering a girl, and getting both fists in her vagina. a rare occurence, but an impressive feat if accomplished.
In Edward 40-Hands, participants double fist 40's.

Dude, lets all watch the game and double fist!

Dude, me and shandy were foolin' around last night and i double fisted that whore.
double fist by J. Benson December 10, 2008

double fist 

Variation of fist used when the situation is especially painful. Getting two fists at the same time.
So your landlord evicted you? That's really a double fist.

He totaled his car and blew a .23 when the cops came, thus getting the double fist.
double fist by Binford August 9, 2003

double fist 

double fist-when one fist is simply not enough. It does not happen very often, but it does happen my friend! Look out for the rare and fruitfull opportunity to double fist, it will change your life!
I got a finger in, i got a fist on, wait! there's still more room, enter the double fist, oooohhhhh yeah!
double fist by aussie fister December 31, 2006

Double Fist Pump Jump 

A trendy new dance generally reserved for those with the the rhythm of a usher, chris brown, or MJ, but that should be attempted by all. The dance goes as follows:
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero

Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia

Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump

@bwarner @30PercentHero
Did you see that guy doing the double fist pump jump!?! That was so routh.

Double Fist of Fury 

It is using both fist while masturbating or if someone is fisting you. Can be for guys and girls, but mostly girls.
I did a Double Fist of Fury on that bitch last night.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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