Double crust 

Explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f*** buddy. It's hard to penetrate through the "double crust"

I thought listening to her problems would make us closer. I don't want a relationship I just want to pork her. Now I've hit a double crust.

Double crust by Chessna November 24, 2013

Double Crust Cheese Cake

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.

I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.

Double Crust Cheese Cake by Rhody401 April 14, 2023

Double crusted 

to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.

You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!

Double crusted by Baked Bread August 7, 2017

Double barrel cluster fuck

A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.

Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!

Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm

Double barrel cluster fuck by Halfbreed Hammer November 10, 2015

Musty Crusty Double Tap 

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless

“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”

Musty Crusty Double Tap by stripeddinosaur October 7, 2021