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Double Down Syndrome 

A temporary loss of judgment and higher reasoning capability that one may experience immediately after consumption of KFC's double-down sandwich. Initial symptoms may include confusion, euphoria, and slurred speech. These are soon followed by loss of physical coordination and language ability (several patients have been observed to repeatedly utter variations of the phrase "hurr herp derp"). Patients may then enter a trance-like state for prolonged, variable amounts of time. A full recovery is typical within a few hours to a few days, although in some cases lasting brain damage has been reported.
In the hospital, it was discovered that what psychiatrists initially believed to be severe mental retardation was nothing more than a case of Double Down Syndrome after a late lunch.

Double Down Syndrome 

The listless state of consciousness experienced after eating a KFC Double Down sandwich.
Brad: "Why does Ken look like he's about to collapse?"

Trevor: "Judging by the lunch we just ate, it is my determination that Ken is suffering from Double Down Syndrome."

Double-Down Syndrome 

When someone has twice the effects of down syndrome, (only reach 2 feet tall, and only live to the age of 20) , and they always double down. They are very poor with money, and are not very good at gambling.
"Man we kicked that midget's ass last night in the club at Hold 'em"
"Yea I know, he musta had double-down syndrome or somthin'; he never could go a hand without double-down'. "
Double-Down Syndrome by 17link7 December 30, 2014
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022