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Double Buttery

When 2 guys stick their dicks in a woman's ears (1 in each) and then cum so it spurts back and covers their respective cocks. After this the men spread their cum covered cocks on the girl's tits like spreading butter on a buttery (this is most commonly used in Scotland)
Dave - "you see that bird over there by the bar?"
Jackson - "yeah, what about her?"
Dave - "Let's give her a double buttery"
Jackson - "sounds good"
Double Buttery by Ali T Swag March 24, 2017
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Double Butter

if you go to a place that gives you packets of butter with a take out meal and they give you 2 packets of butter for 1 roll it means someone has at least spit in your food.
Don't worry about that rotten customer, I gave him the double butter.
Double Butter by Billistic January 9, 2005

Double Battery Bank 

Most commonly used in combination with the Battery Bank. However the Double Battery Bank includes an extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds that is stored between the phone and its cover.
Friend 1: "Damn, I only put $10 in my Battery Bank. I don't have enough cash to go with you guys."

Friend 2: "Don't forget about your Double Battery Bank! I just saw you put $20 behind your phone case yesterday!"
Double Battery Bank by ssimyllom August 31, 2010

double a battery

A male who lasts long in bed
Guy from my school: I'm a double a battery cause I last long
Me: *walks away swiftly*
double a battery by Sub2willne September 16, 2017

double peanut butter and jelly sandwich

A good ass sandwich that has three pieces of bread with two layers of peanut butter and jelly. Sometimes known to give you deja fat.
Man I ate this good ass sandwich yesterday man.
What the fuck are you talking about.
Double peanut butter and jelly sandwich motha fucka, that shits the shit.

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.
We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

reverse sided double peanut butter 

Some wierd shit Isaac says
If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.