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double text thumb arthritis 

When one's thumbs shake, quiver, and hurt at rest due to over-texting. Usually a result of unlimited texting plans. It becomes easier to text than to actually speak to someone. Inflammation grows within the joints of the thumb and may cause swelling. May occur when dating someone extremely younger than oneself, or possibly a cougar/manther on the prowl in silent mode. Even a simple thumb's up can cause severe pain.
Manther: Ever since I've been dating this freshman babe, my thumbs hurt. Is it cause I've been jerkin off too much?

Manther Friend: When's the last time you actually talked to her?

Manther: Dude, now that you mention it, like a month ago...she only texts me all day long.

Manther Friend: You have double text thumb arthritis yo!

Doubleation

The act, process, or result of doubling something.
1. Ever notice the doubleation when you've had a few too many?
2. The man went through doubleation to get a clone of himself.
3. "Dude, you have some mad doubleation going on there."
Doubleation by Thecoolsmith December 25, 2008

DoubleDarth 

A black double ended dildo that resembles darth vaders helmet on each end.
The girls buried the "doubledarth"while scissor kickin last weekend.
DoubleDarth by Geff Jauley November 14, 2017

Doublerationality (Social Control Theory)

A condition where what counts as “rational” depends entirely on who is speaking. The powerful’s self‑interest is called rational; the powerless’s self‑defense is called irrational. Doublerationality is the gatekeeping mechanism that defines rationality itself as the property of dominant groups, ensuring that dissent always appears unreasonable.
Doublerationality (Social Control Theory) Example: “The CEO’s bonus was ‘rational compensation’; the worker’s demand for a raise was ‘emotional entitlement.’ Doublerationality: rationality as a privilege, not a practice.”

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026