Dorkpod

Slang for an ipod, specifically when being used by someone who is unusually obsessed with their ipod(s).

"Will you get your nose out of that Dorkpod, so that we can order dinner?"

by Mely M. October 15, 2005

dorkporn

comic books that feature large breasted, small waisted, big assed female characters.

Him: "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"
Me: "Not a chance...why don't you just go read some of your dorkporn?"

Marvel DC douggernaut sex porn comic books

by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Dorkpad

Refers to a PDA, Smartphone, PocketPC, Blackberry, or other handheld device. Especially dorky if worn on the belt.

While at the bar, Billy showed the ladies his dorkpad and they were all over him for the rest of the night.

by adg44 February 23, 2009

dorkpouch

An immature retort often used by 5th grade girls.

Give me back my toy you dorkpouch!

by Clayton 17 December 7, 2015