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DOORFACE 

a DOORFACE is someone who constonantly walks/runs/jumps into doors, resulting in a fairly loud noise and the doorface laying on the arse ont he floor. doorfaces acure most when under the influnce of alcohol.

(also see horseface)
jack: hey arnt you that girl who walked into a door ?
doorface: yer that was me
jack: haha what a doorface!
DOORFACE by natalie.doorface December 15, 2009
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What you affectionately and jokingly call your friend or loved one. A combination of dufus and face.
Hey dooface, want to go see the new movie tonight?
Dooface by AlikaJ August 16, 2018

doobface 

one who tries to be amazing all the time, but just ends up looking like an idiot. See tool.
Man, Eric, you are such a doobface.
doobface by SWiiT February 1, 2007

duface or dooface 

Former late night, drive-thru, employee of a Yonkers, Ny Taco Bell who is extremely under-educated and partially retarded. Most memorable saying: "We're out of beef", which was barely audible between the crackling of the drive-thru speaker and the fact that he is partially retarded.
Yo J.W., I can't believe Duface is working again. Fuck this retard, lets go to the light for some wings instead.
duface or dooface by chad28 March 31, 2003
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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