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DOORFACE 

a DOORFACE is someone who constonantly walks/runs/jumps into doors, resulting in a fairly loud noise and the doorface laying on the arse ont he floor. doorfaces acure most when under the influnce of alcohol.

(also see horseface)
jack: hey arnt you that girl who walked into a door ?
doorface: yer that was me
jack: haha what a doorface!
DOORFACE by natalie.doorface December 15, 2009
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girl next door face 

the cute girl that is kinda innocent but people low-key want to get with
Some girls have a steady bitch face, you have a girl next door face.
girl next door face by xyz. June 14, 2015
What you affectionately and jokingly call your friend or loved one. A combination of dufus and face.
Hey dooface, want to go see the new movie tonight?
Dooface by AlikaJ August 16, 2018

doobface 

one who tries to be amazing all the time, but just ends up looking like an idiot. See tool.
Man, Eric, you are such a doobface.
doobface by SWiiT February 1, 2007

duface or dooface 

Former late night, drive-thru, employee of a Yonkers, Ny Taco Bell who is extremely under-educated and partially retarded. Most memorable saying: "We're out of beef", which was barely audible between the crackling of the drive-thru speaker and the fact that he is partially retarded.
Yo J.W., I can't believe Duface is working again. Fuck this retard, lets go to the light for some wings instead.
duface or dooface by chad28 March 31, 2003

Doosface 

What you call someone whose acting like a bitch.Thats basically it lol
Bruhh your such a doosfaceđź‘€
Doosface by J4Jenius June 21, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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