doorn

a very unpleasant person, more specifically an older man, and asshole bent on destroying not only your moral fiber, but your very own dignity

Doorn is such a dick!
That dick is such a Doorn!

by Timjimmcdoorn December 25, 2007

van doorn

Crazy dutch bastard living in barnard castle

That is a van Doorn

by Monsterlicious January 08, 2018

Doorn

portmanteau of Door and Horn
the Doorn is the sound a door makes when you open it

me: *opens door*
door: AAAEEEEEE
me: that's a Doorn

by Tylko Jedno głowie mam March 24, 2021