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a very unpleasant person, more specifically an older man, and asshole bent on destroying not only your moral fiber, but your very own dignity

Doorn is such a dick!
That dick is such a Doorn!

doorn by Timjimmcdoorn December 25, 2007

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Doorn

portmanteau of Door and Horn
the Doorn is the sound a door makes when you open it

me: *opens door*
door: AAAEEEEEE
me: that's a Doorn

Doorn by Tylko Jedno głowie mam March 24, 2021

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Related Words

Doornament • doorn • Doorner • Doornob • doorn't • doornado • Doornail • doornail pusher • doornats • Doornatzi

doorn't

A name used for fake doors in movie sets

Jake :It's a doorn't . as in doorn't open this.and doorn't ruin my dreams!

doorn't by NostalgiCake July 17, 2020

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van doorn

Crazy dutch bastard living in barnard castle

That is a van Doorn

van doorn by Monsterlicious January 8, 2018

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DOOR STUCK!

Line from the iconic 2007 youtube video titled "DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!"

"The phantom, exterior like fish eggs
interior like suicide wrist-red(rags?)
I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed
cheat on your man homie AGHHH I tried to sneak through the door man!
Can't make it, can't make it, the shit's stuck! Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! Please! I beg you! We're dead! You're a g-g-genuine dick sucker!"

DOOR STUCK! by enntire October 15, 2020

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avetard door

Front door of the avetards that always happens to be unlocked. Any nigga could literally walk in at any point during the day or night and do whatever they wanted to in the house. Hell, the avetards might as well just unhinge the door and just take it out completely because it wouldn't make a fucking difference.

The avetard door is always unlocked so all the other ou tards just pull up whenver the hell they want and the avetards can't do shit about it.

avetard door by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Ringing the devil’s doorbell

The female equivalent to pocket pool or playing with ones self through a pocket

Why does Madison always keep her hand in her pocket like that?

Oh you know her she’s just ringing the devil’s doorbell

Ringing the devil’s doorbell by Genny69 December 2, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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