by E1K4B0NG March 29, 2008
Man 1: Dude, you moved pretty fast to leave the restruant.
Man 2: Yeah. Someone left a Door Mat and it smells terrible.
Man 2: Yeah. Someone left a Door Mat and it smells terrible.
by Hllblly2008 August 10, 2009
Usually a women who gets tret like shit and cheated on all the time some times firsted (not in the gud way) and always put down and made to feel like shit while taking the blame and always taking them back
Hey Christie you fat bitch door mat why dont you just do us all a favour and die...... oh sorry babe i didnt mean it just give me sum plant and get back in to bed and ill make it all better.
by christiefowler May 24, 2010
by horse-cock-juggler June 29, 2012
the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.
guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
by ford408 May 25, 2009
You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.
by Flanny McDougansnorfer December 27, 2014
by notta hater February 10, 2011